Tuesday, June 21, 2011

I can't even make a chicken salad sandwich anymore - fuck

The major ingredient in standard Mayonnaise or Miracle Whip at the store is soybean oil, which will increase my risk of testicular cancer and make me more feminine.

No thanks.

Fuck the chicken salad sandwiches. Bring on the booze! It may fuck up my organs, too, but at least I get a buzz off it, and it certainly won't make me more feminine.

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